Wise Advice: Short story long.My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after the Plural Noun because you'll only end up with a Noun in your body parts." I never quite understood his advice until one Holiday, I was gardening with my best friend Ginny. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was big and small and wide and deep and I can't believe this makes sense and large and birds were flying out and the sky were falling and my mom was shouting and I still can't believe they inserted all this and round and I'm trying to describe it as much as I can and my dog were talking and green and blue and red and yellow and purple and other colours from the rainbow and Obama was singing happy birthday and Chuck Norris just appeared at my doorstep and we fought and I died and I was resurrected by a Duck and I am still writing until I reach the maximum limit for this thing and I am now so tired of writing this and my right hand just fell off but I have some duct tape in my pocket but I can't rea
DuckA young woman named Lydia loved making art, and practiced painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical ducks, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Duckington, and a portrait of Daffy Duck that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby duck for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in painting to create the most beautiful deviation depicting ducklings eating anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, duck!"
The Big Match: The Fight for...Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Gilroy who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Social worker. He trained every day for 9 hours in order to beat his rival, The Duck-like Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Gilroy came armed with a sponge and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Gilroy emerged as the flat victor! His achievement is celebrated every Easter.